Computer
Dedicated to those poor people to whom you often have to say "Frog Box!"
My computer is amazing!
It's got five million gigasomethings
Of memory in it's drives
And it's even got a super thingumybob
My computer is the coolest!
It has screen sixty miles wide
Thinner than a piece of paper
And it's made by What'stheirname too!
My computer is incredible!
It has a two billion bit something
And a speaker system that would have cost me
Over twenty-six million to buy!
(But I got it free)
My computer is fantastic!
It can play any movie on DVD
It can also balance your chequebook
And invent scientific theories!
My computer is the best!
It'll cook my meals! Clean my room!
It can even do all my homework!
And contact alien life forms!
My computer's so great!
I just have to click this button
And fiddle with a cable or two...
Aha!
Oh.
It crashed.
