CLIFF COLLEGE

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CLIFF COLLEGE

THE HOLY CLIFF COLLEGE BOOK: "SMILE, JESUS LOVES YOU!" (Disclaimer: No-one's actually religious around here. And Jesus may not love you. But he probably does. I mean, you're a great person. Who wouldn't?)

Click on the Lovely Piccies to see an Actuál Sízéd Image.

The Official Cliff College Camp Song by the Butt Monkeys

Chorus: Ooh ah, ooh ah baby

Ooh ah, you drive me crazy

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Tents are blowing round my head

The wind is driving me insane

But the pie shop was empty

So Smokey Bear said...

*Chorus*

Life's a motorway which junction do you take?

Down with hell and up with heaven

The penguins stole my sanity

And Bob squashed Larry flat

*Chorus*

There's a hole in my trousers but it's good to be here

Chelsea's dwelling with butt monkeys

Give me mercy over the hills

God's in our hearts and he's even in our...

*Chorus x2*

SECRET MESSAGE BOX

"Don't tell anyone, but this is a secret, random message.
Peter's lace is undone and we will never get the tent down!" *Random square image* - Chloe

"Butt monkeys.
Hmm...
What are these strange things?
You got an ANSWER?
maybe not ----> *rude image*" - James

"I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.I am a fish.
Here, have a randomly coloured award -> :)" - Robin

Hapsters

This is what happens when you let some hapsters loose with a point stick, a cliff college book and a camera.

Namely: James (w/stick) Chloe (w/book) Sophie (w/hair) Robin (w/camera)

Eew.

This is what happens when you try to make a really horrible sandwich. I must note that the first one, made of some stuff we scraped off the table and some stale bread, was eaten by Smokey Bear.
"What have you done to it?"
"Nothing."
"Ok. *Munch*"