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Penguins across the world need YOUR help. 'How?' I hear you ask. Well, read on to find out...
WELCOME to the official website of Penguins In Existence, the charity that aims to protect all penguins from the impending
doom of the melting polar ice caps.
Who are we?
P.I.E was founded in 2004 by two aspiring members of KJ's forum, Alex "Cap'n Tarctic" Lambert and Sophie "Soh-Pie"
CE (i.e. yours truly). Claims that the founders were highly drunk at the time have been dismissed.
Where you might have heard of us...
Mentions of our organisation have featured on www.kirbehameha.co.uk, as well as in the bestselling novel by Robin "Captain
Sensible" Allen; "Penguins in Existence" which tells the story of a team of brave men attempting to reach the
coveted four-sided triangle before someone not very nice gets their hands on it. There's also a lot of stuff about penguins.
This story may soon be available on www.foon.co.uk.
What are our aims?
Penguins are at great risk from having their homes destroyed thanks to us and out pollution. Global warming is melting the
polar ice caps and an alarming rate, which could spell disaster for our feathered flightless friends. The solution? A giant
pie!
Did we just say a giant pie?
Sure. And it's such genius that we're totally surprised no-one has thought of it before. All we have to do is bake a pie the
size of Alaska, set the temperature to cold and Voíla! An abode fit for a king. Or a few thousand penguins. They can live
in it AND eat it, thus we are killing two birds with one stone, which I say in the loosest of senses so as not to frighten
the poor things.
How can YOU help?
Elementary, my dear hapsters. Leave your name, nickname and message of support (e.g. Fred "Toothpaste" Bloggs: I support PIE!)
in one of the following places...
- In the ChatBox on the homepage
- On the form on the Feedback page
- In an e-mail to me at the address below
Your message will be listed below!
Supporters:
- Sophie "Soh-pie" CE: As the fairy of hap, I heartily support this organisation and will dedicate all my time and at least
four pence to its cause. May the penguins be with you.
- Moosey "Scurvy Dog" E: I wish to join PIE.
- Alex "Cap'n 'tarctic" Lambert: As the Founder of this organisation, I demand this be put on the official PIE website.
- Rose "Oops, forgot the nickname" Tyler: I worked with starving penguins in russia... or was that orphans? Anyway, I bake
a pretty damn good onion and bakewell pie! :-)
- Oliver "EvilDuckie" Walsh: I wish to join PIE because I like pie and I like penguins and I like cannablistic ducks. If I
make a website I will link it to this one, foon, dznactri, and those other weird, yet honkydorklised websites. PS - you may
remember me from the foon.co.uk forum as carnivorousduckie.
You know it happened.
:E)
Claire "ShrewPimp" Flaherty - I support pie in all its forms. No, literally, I'm holding up a 2 tonne steak and kidney now.
Dammit woman, it fell! IT'S ON ME!! Oh, yeah the penguin. Sure, penguins are cool. Penguins are ok. They deserve to live.
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