Moosey Most Haptastic Female In The Southern Hemisphere Award Awarded to: Gen Early a.k.a. Moosey She may be the only female I know in the Southern Hemisphere, but I have no doubt she's the most haptastic. :-P I know Gen through her spectacular doings as Uber-Spork (uber-spork.deviantart.com), as I kept randomly poking for having kick-ass music taste - System! Green Day! - and random display pictures featuring things like Marvin the Paranoid Android and Mary Kate & Ashley... being exploded. Gen's love of all things Hitchhiker's and hatred of all things George Bush already makes her incredibly haptastical, but to top it all off she has also made some brilliant contributions to this site including mental Thesaurus'd stuff, SPAMCOP and The Seven Wonders. In short, Moosey rules. Where would New Zealand be without her?

	Captain Sensible Most Random Guy On The Face Of The Planet Award Awarded to Rob Allen a.k.a. Kakbarnf or Captain Sensible Creator of Foon.co.uk, Robin was guaranteed to get this award. I met Robin at the four-yearly YMCA Convention in Prague in 2003 (don't worry, we're not in the YMCA. We were just tagging along). From his humble beginnings at www.darksun.2ya.com, his empire blossomed into some kind of huge Pie-shaped thing. He has driven the world mad with Hapland, made them scratch their heads in confusion at MCB and started off a worldwide craze for yelling "PANG!" at the end of sentences (probably). He also happens to be the most original artist I've ever seen - it takes real skill to be able to draw something no-one else could. Rob appears to be single-handedly taking over the world. He's definitely the most random guy in it. :-P

	Kwikxilvr Honourary "Being Really Awesome" Award Awarded to Dan Cope a.k.a. Kwikxilvr I think Dan can be pretty much entirely summed up in this poem I wrote about him: Everybody loves Mr Dan! Faster than a speeding ham He plays guitar like a squid on speed! He's always got his plectrums and his power lead Quoting TGS is his forté The ladies and valkyries just can't keep away He's got emo hair but it's real kick-ass In an awesomeness race there's no way he'd come last! Everybody loves Mr Dan! He's got more style than Superman Likes the Hapfairy forum and rightfully so He's got more talent than Britney's big toe! Mr Dan, Mr Dan He can do more than a spider can His brilliance could take up a football pitch There's not much more to say so QED, bitch!

	The Chuckle Sisters Most High Pitched Giggling Ever Done By Two People Award Awarded to Alice Heiden and Katie Glanvill a.k.a. The Chuckle Sisters I have never found anyone who laughs as much as these two. A and K are just mad really. They spend a lot of time thinking about guys, shoes and shopping and yelling stuff in French like "Ou est le armoire?!". They could easily be the next Trinny and Susannah if it weren't for the fact that they occasionally go a bit insane and dress up as packets of crisps or get married to guitars. They seriously can laugh.

	Spaz102 Sexiest Canadian With A Cape Award Awarded to Christian a.k.a. Spaz102 Christian would make a very good vampire, don'tcha think? He's Canadian, quite a bit Italian and all-vegetarian, as well as being a devoted member of SPAMCOP. Christian writes funny limericks on spaz102.deviantart.com, such as: Sane frogs eat with their teeth And then put them back in a sheath. But my frog is weird, It eats with it's beard And sleeps with its top underneath. haiku form! sane frogs eat with teeth than put them back in a sheath but my frog is weird ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ it eats with its beard because it sleeps upside down there is no 6th line. *glomps himself* *notices you staring* *sneaks up to you* *pokes your eye out and wears it like a ring* my precious... *smiles in the creepiest way possible* Dy-No-Mite! *eats his frog's beard* mmmm "pretty good... for a brunette" *rides his unicycle out of the room while talking to a sparrow* "cause this time it's alkatraz! Basically, he's winning because he has sexy hair and wears a cape. :D

	Stretchy The Rubber Fish Most Bizarre Things Ever Said By One Person Award Awarded to Peter a.k.a. Stretchy The Rubber Fish or Radioactive Dentist Woman Peter: has never said a sensible sentence in his entire life, and talks to barbecues. You can find all those completely insane things he said in The Top 20 sections.

	Possum Best Appearance In A Shark Hat Award Awarded to Lois Barker a.k.a. Possum Lois really wore that hat with pride. The "Middle Age Has Never Looked So Good" balloon went well also. Lois is a very friendly person and she generally just rules. She also gets a special mention for her starring role in our cult Prague movie, "Say 1 2 Triangle And Die", in which she played the evil monster with a camera in front of her face and a tea towel on her head.

	Yasmini Most Reptiles Kept In One Bedroom Award Awarded to Yasmin Douglas a.k.a. Yasmini Yasmin has far more pets than should be possible! Geckos, chameleons, a praying mantis... How very strangely awesome. Yasmin also has a brilliant talent for drawing funny pictures of emos and people from Footballers' Wives. She would also like a pet Sugar Glider (look it up on Google) and invents random songs like "I'm a dancing lollipop". I'm a dancing lollipop Sitting in the sun Lalalalalala I'm a toasty bun... She was also proud owner of the first bottle of "Emonade". In short, Yasmin is brilliant - without her, science lessons would really suck. :-P

	Shortbread Best Random Guy Off A Forum Award Awarded to Shortbread a.k.a... More Shortbread. Shortbread is not, contrary to popular belief, actually a piece of Shortbread. He is in fact a wererabbit and superhero. Shortbread hails from the Australian town of St Foster's where he spends his time playing the didgeridoo and wearing a hat with corks on it. He often spends time with his best friend Seamus O'Seamus, an Irish leprechaun with a passion for shamrocks. Shortbread has made it his mission to save the world from sanity and igorance by, erm, being random and clever. It's a good approach. At night time he inexplicably turns into a jackrabbit and can be found lurking in the Foon Forum, trying to beat off the Hapland obsessives with a sharp stick and a haddock. He is an established member of the Hapfairy forum where he astonishes everyone with his Hapfairy knowledge, and probably gets bored of me pretending to sterotype him. Sorry, Shortbread. I love you really. :P

	Ben Honourable Mention (Because I Can): Ben Because he's the best. <3

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